Writings on the Net and All That Bollocks... - justin_guber

Writings on the Net and All That Bollocks...

...are never worth taking seriously, but still.

Some may have noticed the overdose of posts today. Well, today I'm feeling kinda posty, and fuck you if you don't like it. Just posted a bunch of pics and I'll be posting a bunch more since I'm in this cybercafe (came in to e-mail a flyer, wanna get my money's worth).

In between posting the pics I thought I'd surf the net in the general direction of Malaise, the Malaysian Urban Music Database. Surfing around, I discovered this post in the 'I Hate...' forum, courtesty of Ham of 7 Collar T-Shirt (and if it isn't Ham from 7 Collar T-Shirt, I apologize, but it's the only Ham I know (so opened the floor for a 'Babi' joke, but I think I'll pass)).

The post read:

i hate working life. i hate akademi fantasi. i hate khaimano. i hate false promises. i hate doctors. i hate motivational talks. i hate PAS. i hate hot looking single girls. i hate fact that i can't have hot looking single girls. i hate ugly guys who goes out with hot looking women. am i not ugly enough to fill in your requirements? i hate crutches. i hate my left knee. i hate waking up and knowing i am limping my days till i die. i hate furniture for writing please. i hate irman because he made talman look cool. i hate people who says beatles remastered releases sound as good as the original. go fuck yourself dude.

My, such hate in such a tiny man.

This was posted in July this year. Khaimano died a painful death last year and hasn't been heard of since. What's this fuck-hole's grudge about my ex-band?

I've never fucking met this dude. I've seen him in passing. How the fuck did Khaimano piss this guy off so much he's still got a grudge about my old fucking band to this fucking day? Is it the pent up frustration of not being able to get good looking single chicks? Surely a fuck-tart such as him can get laid, goddamn rock star.

I was about to leave as well, and I had to discover this shit. All urges to sleep have slowly faded and this question is just burning in my fucking head: where in the name of fuck does this guy get off?!

I've known about the whole 'Ham hates this, Ham hates that, Ham hates FYI like a Nazi hates a Jew' bullshit, but I've never experienced it: until now. The cunt-roach has pissed me off so bad I can't even write well. I just want to rant for a couple of paragraphs, and badly at that.

But seriously, what is the major malfunction with this cock licking shit tick? What happened to his knee? He limps? So he's a gimpy fuck too?

Jesus H Christ, why the fuck does this guy hate a band that doesn't fucking exist?!?

1. What, it was because the band was looser than a 40 year old porn starlets ass? I'll admit that. Why do you think the band broke up?

2. What, the lyrics were offensive? Not your cup of tea I guess. Fair enough.

3. What, I can't sing and play guitar? See first point.

I really don't know why, but reading that post just now has infuriated me beyond irreversible repair. What the fuck does this dung-ridden-crack-licking-whore-hopping-panty-raiding-cock-smoking-jackoff is this guy playing at?

Constructive criticism. Fine. Destructive criticism. Hurts like hell, but fine. Flat out hate, plain and simple, a good year and a bit after the band disbanded and hasn't been seen or heard from since? What in the name of all things bright and beautiful?

It's the 'rudeness' factor that's getting to me here. That's it. I'm off for a cigarette and write again when I'm a bit calmer. Fucking jackass-dog-mounting-rectal-discharge-eating-son-of-a-loose-bowel-bollocks-features-arse-reaming-pencil-dick. Damn him for his insolence. Now I've gone and wasted another buck fifty on this broke ass day typing crap.

8.9.04 16:59

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